Unserious postmodern paintings.

Reginald had read every book in the house twice. When his owner asked why he refused to eat the lettuce, Reginald explained…

Harold had attended three etiquette seminars to prepare for the gala. He spent an hour adjusting his bow tie and practicing a…

Martha waited for the soup to fall. She had watched the dipper for three hours, certain that gravity would eventually claim the…

Harold did not know how he arrived in the parlor, nor why he was breathing air. He hovered three feet above a…

The cassowary sat in the sitting room every Tuesday at three. It looked at the photograph of the canopy and remembered the…

Reginald had spent three years cultivating the perfect interior. The grey walls were precise, the charcoal sketch was authenticated, and the northern…

Arthur found the goosander in his kitchen one Tuesday. It did not move or speak. He sat at the table and drank…

The cacique had decided to apologize to the stone for stepping near it three years prior. He practiced his sincerity every morning…

Reginald adjusted his monocle and sighed. The gala had ended an hour ago, but he remained at the center of the ballroom…

The hake opened its inbox at 3:00 AM. It found a thread about the ocean it had never seen. It typed a…

The bird had been hired to organize the archives. It spent three years cataloguing every paperclip and envelope by hue, weight, and…

The ghost had been dead for three years and found the bulbul to be the only creature who did not mind its…