Unserious postmodern paintings.

The bird arrived on Tuesday and stayed for three days. It delivered a single envelope containing a receipt for a purchase I…

Arthur had been waiting for his performance review for three weeks. He spent his days eating the margins of legal documents and…

Arthur spent forty years matching his walls to the bird. He bought the turnstone at a liquidation sale for people who had…

The tanager waited for Gerald to finish his story about the stapler. It did not look away, nor did it fluff its…

Arthur had spent three years perfecting the camouflage. He stood perfectly still in the center of the room, waiting for the guests…

The redstart spent the morning refreshing the same page. It waited for a notification that never arrived. Outside, rain fell against the…

The ibis arrived Tuesday and asked for a desk. Now it files TPS reports in triplicate. It does not eat lunch, only…

Harold bought the anchovy because it was three cents cheaper than the sardine. He placed it on the counter and waited for…

The hake had never felt more at home than it did on the mustard-yellow sofa. It spent its days observing the dust…

Reginald had been waiting for the rain to stop for three days. He sat on the stool and considered the nature of…

Arthur had painted everything beige to match his fur. He sat perfectly still, clutching the dying daisy he had bought that morning.…

The zebra arrived on a Tuesday. It did not walk into the gallery; it simply occupied the wall, its body stretching into…