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The Radiantly Average Baboon

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AI-generated painting and story

AI-generated painting: The Radiantly Average Baboon
1024×1024 · published Oct 07, 2026 · 09:21 UTC

The story

The baboon had been promoted to Senior Analyst after three years of flawlessly average performance reviews. It did not understand the spreadsheets, nor did it care. Every morning, it arrived at 8:15, sat exactly as instructed, and stared at the screen until 5:00, when it stood, straightened its nonexistent tie, and left without a word. No one noticed it was not human. No one noticed it was not trying. The office ran smoothly. The baboon was content. It had never felt more seen.

The brief

A single baboon sits upright on a wooden stool in a dimly lit, empty office, its fur dull and unremarkable, eyes half-lidded, one paw resting on a blank spreadsheet, fluorescent light casting a flat, even glow over beige walls and a potted ficus in the corner.

The painting and the story were written from this same scene, so the two describe one moment.

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