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Meme from the local archive, entry #1520: 10WAYSTOTROLLYOURDEVELOPER #1:CHANGEALLCONSOLESETTINGS #2:HAVETHEMFIXOLD CODE. TOBLACKONBLACK. STRANGE...NO DEBUGPRINTOUTS. #3:REQUIREITTOWORKONALLPLATFORMS. #4:HIREUNQUALIFIEDDEVE
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10WAYSTOTROLLYOURDEVELOPER #1:CHANGEALLCONSOLESETTINGS #2:HAVETHEMFIXOLD CODE. TOBLACKONBLACK. STRANGE...NO DEBUGPRINTOUTS. #3:REQUIREITTOWORKONALLPLATFORMS. #4:HIREUNQUALIFIEDDEVELOPERS. ITWILLHAVE CHADWILLBE TORUNONIOS,ANDROID, DOINGUI. WINDOWSPHONEAND THISROTARYFROM 1931. #5:DISREGARDANYNEEDFORTESTING. #6:REQUIREITTOWORKFORALL USERGROUPS. A'TESTING'PHASE ISN'TREALLYINTHEBUDGET. MR.NIBBLES IT'SJUSTGONNA HAVE SAIDITSVERY TOWORK. 后 UNINTUITIVE. MEOW. #7:POPYOURHEADINEVERYFIVEMINUTES #8:BLOCKALLACCESSTOSTACKOVERFLOW. TOBONDOVERYOURSTUPIDCOWORKERS. SHARONUSESA NOW,NOW, NOCHEATING QUESTIONMARKWHENSHE GOOGLESAQUESTION. AHAHAHAH! HELP. #9:MAKEALLTASKSTOPPRIORITY. #10:ASKADEVTOFIXYOURCOMPUTER' THEDATABASENEEDS TOBEUPANDRUNNINGASAP MR.NIBBLES ASWELLASTHEAUDIOENGINE, WASWATCHING'GOODWIFE CRITICRL ANDALSO3DBUTTON ANDSUDDENLYTHISBLUE SHADING. THINGY CAMEUP. WarandPeao

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