meme #1514

<?php header("Content-type:text/html;charset=utf-8"); /* *Itookover this criminal pieceofchaos froma monkey named JoelwhoI *assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself.For reasons *I have yet been unable to fathom,he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM,queried bya handwritten plateofuncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people witha serious death wish,without any framework or CMs. *The very long BaseX script，very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results,but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof.T just wanted a few small functional enhancements,I decided to just patchit andkeep the general setup.Unless youwere hired to correct some spelling mistakes,DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS.Putting up with *this simulation of howa goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration,I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy-mostly successful,thanks for asking,but not fun.Iwouldn'twish this code on any

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